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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2010, 10:02:47 PM »
50 is the first blush of youth. Least it was for me - I think

I think that is called a 'senior moment'
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« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2010, 06:35:29 PM »
Thanks for the offer of Babycham, but I'd sooner have water than Babycham. On second thoughts I'd better bring some spare/back-up beer in case Stu and Adz have a thirst that evening.

And don't worry - there is life after fifty, although it is at a much slower pace with an ever more looming threat of it ending quite soon.  :o :'(

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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2010, 08:22:44 AM »
Thanks for the offer of Babycham, but I'd sooner have water than Babycham. On second thoughts I'd better bring some spare/back-up beer in case Stu and Adz have a thirst that evening.

And don't worry - there is life after fifty, although it is at a much slower pace with an ever more looming threat of it ending quite soon.  :o :'(

You are such a doom mongerer Mike.  :P
Adz and stu talk the talk......... but can they walk the walk??
We will see
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2010, 10:26:43 AM »
The answer is quite simply No! I especially can't walk the walk after even a sniff of beer
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2010, 09:29:57 PM »
depends who im leaning on at the time ,im in training

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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2010, 02:11:40 PM »
keg installed
caterer cooking
kerry in a panic (nope adz, it isnt some perverted outfit)

look forward to seeing you on Saturday - 19.30

cheers
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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2010, 11:42:52 AM »
You could at least have left Adz a bit of time to conjure up a fantasy instead of dashing it immediately.  ;D
kerry in a panic (nope adz, it isnt some perverted outfit)

Anyway, Happy Momentous Birthday.
See you this evening, Nick. Look forward to meeting Kerry.

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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2010, 10:33:56 AM »
initially I read this as "kerry in a picnic", totally confused

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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2010, 03:11:18 PM »
Nick,

Thanks for the invite it was a great night, hope you enjoyed yourself. Many thanks to Kerry for all her hard work (note I am not including you in that!!) and to Declan for his bartending duties and to Erin for her cycling skills and her stamina!! The weather was perfect and no midgies too.

Lovely to see Sally & Dennis again, they made their way from the south coast to deepest darkest Yorkshire with only a small hiccup. How's the choccy now Sally??

I understand the beer was brilliant (thanks Mike, who slept most of the way home, what was in that Landlord?) and I can confirm the champers was delicious, just wish I hadn't been driving. Food was great too. Best cake I have seen for ages.

Have a great (actual) birthday on Tuesday, I will expect some posts on that subject. Please open the present from your dive club chums first (or some of ours won't make any sense)

If you are over the hill at forty, what are you at fifty????? ;D ;D ;D

Thanks again Nick

Kaz & Mike






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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2010, 07:56:31 PM »
Hey guys,
Thank you all so much for being with me to celebrate and also for the thoughtful gifts.
We had an excellent time, shovelling the final lingerers into a 03.30 taxi.
Hope you all got home safely.

Due to a technical error (Erin's enthusiastic unwrapping) I am unable to send individual thank yous. I have no idea what came from whom but my sincere thanks go to you all.

Quote from: kaz on Today at 03:11:18 PM

    If you are over the hill at forty, what are you at fifty????? ;D ;D ;D


On a slippery downward slope? I will report when I find out.

Cheers and thanks again
N + K
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2010, 09:52:39 PM »
Hi Nick,

Thanks for a great party (from the final lingerers! - however, this is only cos someone else nicked our taxi!)  Was great to see everyone - and a lovely surprise to see Sally and Dennis there. 

Also, thanks to Declan for his bottle opening skills.... (recommend you invest in a good dental plan for him - or maybe just buy a new bottle opener - it'll be cheaper!).

Shame you don't know who bought you what.... well, if you check through the wine you got - ours was the most expensive bottle......  ;D ;) :)

So thanks again.

Karen & Malc
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2010, 10:23:18 PM »
Yes - thanks Nick.
Brilliant Party. The TT Landlord was excellent. Be careful not to let it dribble onto any garden ornaments or they could start whistling.
(The 2 bottles of gin were from the Dive Club, partly in recognition of the work you've put in over the years on this website and the forum, but mainly to celebrate your 50th, of course).

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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2010, 07:58:24 AM »
thanks nick for a great time nice to see everybody
same i was driving but hey thats what happens
glad u had a good time ,it had to be the divers who were last of ,u should have none that

cheers again  stu

 

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