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Old twats birthday
« on: February 26, 2010, 09:40:07 AM »
Its someones birthday at the end of May  :-X
Realise this may coincide with your diving plans but the caterer and brewery would appreciate an idea of the numbers interested in celebrating this 'momentous' occasion.
Saturday 22nd May.
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2010, 01:06:18 PM »
u dont look a day under 50 ;D
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2010, 02:56:28 PM »
Thats a relief Stu.

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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2010, 05:47:47 PM »
Surely it can't be your 50th birthday nick? ;D ;D

Can you give us any more information about location and or time and if we are invited to  said event on 22nd May?

Don't forget any mud slinging now about other 50th's this year, may well result in a very rude card and or present!!!!!!! :o
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2010, 06:08:53 PM »
unfortunatly  :'(  the missus and i will not be able to attend  :'( we are diving the lembeh straits indonesia  8) sorry you old twat ;D
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2010, 07:31:26 PM »
@ kaz
Wouldnt dream of casting the first mudball  :-X
Time will be evening, venue my home.

@JT
Thats good - I can get a smaller barrel of Landlord then  :P

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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2010, 10:36:35 AM »
Cheers for the invite Nick,
Don't bother with the smaller barrell - better to have too much than not enough and all that  ;D
I shall be there, but I am not sure about the Pink Panther as she is messing about with shifts that month.  :-\
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 01:06:33 PM »
Quote from: adz on March 02, 2010, 10:36:35 AM
Cheers for the invite Nick,
Don't bother with the smaller barrell - better to have too much than not enough and all that  ;D
I shall be there, but I am not sure about the Pink Panther as she is messing about with shifts that month.  :-\
You are welcome Adz  - large barrel ordered.
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2010, 07:18:33 PM »
is it a large barrel each.
thanks for the invite put me on the guest list not sure if my wife coming due to her shifts
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2010, 10:17:58 PM »
its a pleasure and thanks for prompt reply stu.

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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2010, 10:58:22 AM »
That a mighty fine invite Dr Neek, count me and Mike in for the "do" better get a large barrel if Mike's coming over. :o

Looking forward to it!
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2010, 02:19:03 PM »
Great Kaz, looking forward to it also.
I think there are 140 odd pints in the barrel, I will get Mike some babycham if that isnt enough for him  ::)
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2010, 11:18:01 AM »
I want babycham too and a sweet sherry  :P
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2010, 12:36:18 PM »
Quote from: adz on March 04, 2010, 11:18:01 AM
I want babycham too and a sweet sherry  :P

I will organise a comfy chair, slippers and a blanket for your legs then shall I,....... Grandad?
You can bring your own oxygen and incontinence pads!
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Re: Old twats birthday
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2010, 06:21:46 PM »
50 is the first blush of youth. Least it was for me - I think
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